MORON FRI

A 76 year old Florida man was angry that his wife of six months still hadn’t consummated their marriage, but now his best chance will be to consummate it during a conjugal visit.

Donald Royce (Pictured) was arrested after he shot his 62-year-old wife in the buttocks. He claims he was angry that she wouldn’t have sex with him and tried to shoot the mattress , but missed and hit her in the rear end. He told police that he only wanted to scare her and got very upset when he accidentally shot her.

Royce has been charged with felony domestic violence and is being held on $100,000 bail. His wife was treated at the hospital and released.

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