Some dude in Florida was high on meth when he encountered an alligator.  So he did what any tweaker would do when he meets said gator, he cut off his junk and fed it to the beast.

Frank Canfield, 52, is recovering in the hospital after what investigators described as a “five-day methamphetamine binge” which ended with him feeding his own genitals to an alligator, the Boston Leader reported.

A woman, who they believe is his girlfriend  said Canfield became violent and threatened her with a knife. He then ran to the backyard and started removing his clothes.  “I was puzzled about what he was going to do next,” she told investigators. “I had no idea that he would cut off his privates.” The woman said she kept trying to intervene, but Canfield threatened her every time.

“As soon as he finished cutting he jumped over the back fence and ran away,” the woman added. She said she fled from the property afterward, fearing that Canfield would attack her.  Surveillance footage revealed what happened to Canfield’s severed genitals.

“In the footage, we can see Mr. Canfield alongside the canal that runs behind his property,” an investigator told a local journalist. “In his hand he’s holding his genitals, we believe. At this point, he spots an alligator on the opposite side of the canal, and he flings his genitals in that direction.”

Investigators refused to release the video to the media.  In the video, investigators alleged that this caused the alligator to “quickly pounce on Mr. Canfield’s genitals and consume them.”

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