FRIDAY MORON

A Florida man was pulled over by cops after a witness reported he’d attached electrical cables to his genitals.

Kurt Allen Jenkins was spotted meandering through the streets of Boynton Beach in his white Toyota, calling out to pedestrians, eventually slowing down enough to call over one bystander and make lewd sexual remarks while gesturing toward his bare crotch. That witness declined Jenkins’ offer of a ride, but did snap a photo, which was texted to police — who arrived on the scene as the suspect was pulling up next to a school bus.

According to the police report, the 56-year-old was “reluctant” to get out of his car and fought with officers who forcibly removed him. He was taken to a hospital with injuries suffered in the scuffle and charged with indecent exposure and lewd behavior in front of children.

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