MORON THURS

There’s trouble on tap for a Connecticut man who was arrested on DUI charges after totaling his car…while wearing a T-shirt reading “Hold My Beer and Watch This.”

Harrison Wooton made the grave mistake of downing a number of alcoholic beverages before getting behind the wheel early Monday morning and driving his car directly into a stone wall at a cemetery near his home. The 25 year old, who smelled strongly of alcohol when officers arrived at the scene, was charged with operating under the influence as well as misuse of plates and failure to drive in the proper lane.

On the bright side, he’s likely to get consideration when the American Mugshot Association hands out its best-dressed awards

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