A Florida man got his buns toasted by authorities after getting arrested for breaking into a neighbor’s home — in search of sesame seeds to complete his special hamburger recipe.

Martin Henderson used a butter knife to pry open his neighbor’s front door and make a beeline for his kitchen, where he started rummaging through cabinets in search of the secret ingredient. Henderson, who was stark naked at the time of the break-in, was confronted by the homeowner, who said, “I grabbed him by his neck, and I escorted him towards the door. I said, ‘You’re lucky I don’t knock you out.’ He said, ‘I don’t think you can.’ So that’s when I hit him. That’s when I hit him twice.”

Henderson was nabbed a few minutes later by officers who responded to a 911 call and found him wandering naked in the street.

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