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A Florida man is under arrest after cops say he walked into a 7-Eleven store and mistook a case of Busch beer for the men’s room.
46-year-old Daniel Colon was noticeable tipsy when he walked into the convenience store looking for a bathroom. An employee then noticed him walking through a door marked “employees only,” which led to the store’s walk-in cooler. The employee followed him and caught him urinating on several cases of Busch beer. Colon then ran out of the store, got into a car and drove away. Cops caught up to him a short while later and arrested him for criminal mischief, burglary and drunk driving.

Colon reportedly told cops he couldn’t find the bathroom so he had no other choice. The store claims he soiled about $100 worth of beer.

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