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A Florida man is under arrest for shoving a load into a washing machine in a laundromat, because it wasn’t a load of laundry.

Police say 57 year old Michael Shannon walked into Soapy’s Coin Laundromat on Saturday and defecated on the floor. He then picked up the feces with his hand, walked it over to a washing machine, and shoved it into the soap compartment. A witness called 911, and officers arrived to find Shannon still hanging out inside the business. He confessed to dropping the dirty bomb and was arrested for criminal mischief.

The damage to the washing machine is estimated at around $475.

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