MORON WED

A Florida burglar decided to get extra crispy after breaking into a woman’s house last week ┬áby knocking back a few shots of her vodka before heading to the stove to fry up chicken.

Ronald Wesly was in the middle of making himself dinner when Samantha O’Neal returned home after work, accompanied by her sister and a friend, and he didn’t seem a bit concerned about being interrupted. O’Neal told cops, “I walked in to him standing here with this pot of oil, where he was frying chicken. He was drunk as a skunk, just being Betty Crocker.”

She told cops she was vaguely acquainted with Wesly, but would never let him inside her home. Wesly is facing felony charges including burglary and larceny, but there’s one thing O’Neal didn’t complain about: She said, “My buddy had eaten [the chicken]. He said it was seasoned very well.”

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