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A Florida crook got a little too saucy while pulling a heist late last month — by stopping midway through robbing the joint in order to make himself a pizza.

Antionne David jimmied open a locked door at the apartment and rifled through drawers in the bedroom, where he found about $35 in cash, then moved on to the kitchen — where he treated himself to a microwaved frozen pizza. The 31-year-old polished off the pie and split the scene, but left his fingerprints on both the pizza box and the dishes he ate off, giving cops a pretty good idea as to his identity.

That is a pretty cheesy way to get caught, if you ask me

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