MORON TUES

A Florida man had his hot time doused by cops who hauled him into jail after he was found hiding in a stolen van naked and spraying a fire extinguisher at random.

Officers from the Vero Beach P.D. were called to a parking lot where a bystander had reported a man causing a ruckus. They found Crayton Coursey (Pictured) sitting in the vehicle, nude in a pool of foam. He told them he was employed by the company that owned the van, but the company denied it.

It wasn’t Coursey’s first experience being hell on wheels: In January, he stole a motorized shopping cart from a Publix supermarket and drove it to a nearby hospital where he created a disturbance.

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