MORON THURS

A 32 year old high school math teacher in Florida is under arrest after she got drunk and let a 14 year old boy drive her car because she wanted to go to Waffle House.

Police say Terra Virgin consumed five drinks and did the math to figure out that she was too drunk to drive. So she did what she thought was the responsible thing: get a designated driver. Unfortunately, she chose one who was underage, and they got pulled over by police.

Cops say there was an open beer in the cup holder when they searched the vehicle. The woman identified her 14-year-old chauffeur as her boyfriend’s son. She was charged with child neglect and allowing a minor to drive. Next up for her is a hearing with the school district, which will decide her professional fate.

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