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A Florida woman was arrested for exhibiting below-par behavior and over-par drunkenness — for getting wasted and tooling around a country club in a golf cart.

Desiree Leann Farmer was hauled in by cops who responded to a nighttime call from the country club, reporting that an intoxicated woman had started a fight in the parking lot. When the officers arrived, they found Farmer sitting unsteadily in the driver’s seat of the cart, surrounded by two open beer containers, an assortment of Jello shots and a half-finished bottle of Jim Beam.

When asked how much she’d had to drink, the 24-year-old replied, “I couldn’t even tell you.” She was booked for DUI after failing several field sobriety tests.

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