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A Florida woman helped cops take a bite out of crime — by leaving her false teeth behind in a car she’s accused of stealing.

Lindsey Jean Stanley-McShane was detained by officers who were called to investigate a report of a confused looking woman trying to get into locked vehicles parked along a side street in the town of Lady Lake. When the deputies arrived on the scene , McShane (pictured) was wandering the curb-line with no shoes and no teeth, and appeared to be searching the gutters for one or both.

According to the police report, the responding officers found dentures and a pair of pink tennis shoes in a nearby Kia, which had been reported stolen several towns away. McShane admitted the items were hers, but insisted she was only a passenger — although she couldn’t say who had been driving

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