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Florida cops had to tell a man to take a chill pill after he called 911 to complain that his wife had stolen his non-chill pills — a bottle of Adderall that he really wanted back.

Zunee Van Der Linde was detained after the unidentified victim called for police help, saying she’d come into their apartment and snatched a vial containing 25 of the pills, which people use to stay awake and remain focused. Officers who responded to the call questioned the woman, who admitted that she’d taken the drugs without permission, but insisted she no longer had them and had no idea where they were.

Ms. Van Der Linde was charged with theft of a controlled substance, but could not be charged with burglary, since the incident unfolded in her own home.

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