MORON THURS

A Florida woman will soon be a-“peel”-ing to a judge after being arrested for sneaking into Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort — and smearing several cars with mushy bananas.

Kelly Ann Weidman (Pictured) started her odd assault on the property early Friday morning by trying to drive her car through a gate before being turned away. She managed to sneak through some shrubbery a couple of hours later, when she tied balloons to several bushes and smashed the fruit into the sides of vehicles before hijacking a computer and typing obscene messages onto it.

When captured, Weidman told cops she planned the whole incident so that someone would arrest her, because it was the only way she could get authorities to listen to her complaints about a “cyber-attack” being waged against her.

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