MORON WED

A Florida woman didn’t use her head when working out an identity theft scam she was busted with dozens of different wigs she’d used to impersonate her victims.

Dianne Garrett was initially arrested for breaking and entering after surveillance tapes showed her sneaking into unlocked cars and skulking off with purses, sunglasses, wallets, pretty much anything imaginable. But when cops went to the motel room where Garrett was living, they found a lot more, including 30 or so wigs chosen to match the drivers licenses of women she was trying to imitate in order to use their credit cards.

Authorities set a relatively high bail, since the 31 year old’s past includes fraud charges in Florida, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

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