A Florida woman who’d had a really “ruff” night was taken into custody by cops after starting a bone-headed argument, by loudly barking at her neighbor’s dogs when they went out to do their business.
Lori Matthews unleashed her inner beast as soon as the pups got out the door, then strolled over to the house next door to yell at their owner, presumably in English, not canine. The scuffle escalated to the point where Matthews slapped the victim, who then called 911 to report the assault.
Cops came to the scene to question Matthews, who denied any wrongdoing and tried to hide on her sun porch. According to the police report, Matthews appeared to be highly intoxicated and needed to be handcuffed and restrained before she calmed down enough to be medically cleared for booking.