A Florida man proved that he was a horse’s ass, by getting himself arrested for slapping an actual horse’s rear end while on a bender over the weekend.
Casey Waldner was weaving down an Orlando street in the wee hours of Sunday morning when he stumbled across an officer sitting astride Izzy, a 13 year old stallion who’s been on the force for five years. Waldner thought it would be a hoot to give the equine officer a smack across the hindquarters, which startled the critter and got him to whirl around, but not bolt down the street.
The act did, however, get a major “neigh” from Izzy’s human partner, who hopped off and slapped the cuffs on the 29 year old. Waldner was charged with assault as well as possession of a bag of cocaine that was in his pants pocket.