MORON TUES

A landlord in Colorado gave some new tenants an unwelcome housewarming gift — by letting himself into their apartment and getting busy in their bed, then cleaning up the mess with the woman’s wedding gown.

Carlos Quijada’s creeping was captured on a surveillance camera that taped him walking into the place, then taking his companion into the bedroom, where they got down to business. Victim Logan Pierce says he got an alert through a home security app installed on his phone, which allowed him to watch the whole sordid thing in real time.
Pierce told a local media outlet that the worst part was seeing his spouse’s gown used as a towel, saying, “The first thing that went through my mind was like complete and utter disbelief. [I called my wife] and said, ‘Honey, I think we need to move, like, immediately.'”

An arrest warrant has been issued for Quijada for criminal trespassing and misdemeanor obscenity

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