An Oklahoma driver who got caught speeding last week was unable to slide past police, despite being completely covered in Vaseline.
An officer spotted the speeding car and pulled it over. When he approached the vehicle, he noticed that the driver, 54 year old John Kellerman was wearing only a thong bikini bottom and was completely covered in Vaseline. There was also a porno magazine in the passenger seat.
The officer also noted that Kellerman was extremely nervous and admitted to pleasuring himself while driving. A subsequent check of his driving record found that he lost his license in 1985. This time he was arrested and charged with speeding and driving with a revoked license.