An Oregon man was arrested for showing his displeasure with the city of Portland by “vigorously” pleasuring himself in public.
Cops say witnesses reported seeing 59 yearold Terry Lee Andreassen “masturbating vigorously” on the sidewalk outside a social services office. Officers stopped him on the street and questioned him, which is when he offered what he must have thought was a perfectly reasonable excuse for engaging in his lewd behavior. He said he did it because he “hates Portland” and wanted to go back to jail.
Officers were happy to oblige and charged him with public indecency