A 54 year old Nebraska man had to be rescued from a creek after he got drunk and decided to try whitewater rafting on an air mattress.
Police say the man, who had an equally idiotic buddy with him, fell off the queen-sized mattress and into the creek. He was extremely intoxicated and unable to climb out of the water by himself. Rescue crews arrived at the scene and were able to pull the man to safety. He was uninjured.