He wasn’t teenage, but a Florida man proved he was definitely a mutant, by breaking into a Target store in an effort to sharpen his ninja skills.
Christopher Atkins was spotted sneaking into the shuttered store in the wee hours of Monday morning — and when cops arrived, he was still in the parking lot. Officers searched the 25 year old and found he was carrying a duffel bag containing 10 books, 10 DVDs, a DVD player, Bluetooth headphones, money and a clock.
Oddly, none of those items had been stolen from the Target. In fact, Atkins didn’t swipe a single item. He told police he broke into the store “because he was reading the book Naruto, Volume 5,” which was teaching him “how to be a ninja and how to enter secured areas.” Although he didn’t take anything, he was still charged with first degree burglary