MORON WED

Luis Humberto Ramirez of Mountain Home, Arkansas is a marked man — literally.

The 36-year-old was arrested on Thanksgiving day for public intoxication after he was spotted holding onto a pillar for support and smelling of booze. But cops also noticed he was looking pretty sharp — or more accurately, Sharpee. Ramirez’s face had black permanent ink scribbled all over his face, including a triangular soul patch on his chin and drawn-in eyebrows. It made for a pretty epic mugshot.

Police say Ramirez was so drunk that they couldn’t even administer a Breathalyzer test. Ramirez sobered up in jail and was released after posting bond.

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