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A Tennessee man was hauled off by cops after he tried to settle a beef with his girlfriend — by assaulting her with a taco!

Steven Erwin Stokes got all wrapped up in rage after discovering his significant other had a profile on an online dating page, so he confronted her and got her to admit to the indiscretion. The victim managed to lock him out of her house after he hit her with his fist, but he returned several hours later and convinced her to let him back in.

At that point, he started the argument again and threatened to burn down her house, so she called 911. That’s when he forcefully pressed a taco into her face. According to a police report, responding officers noticed “remnants of a taco smeared on her face, as well as her shirt.”

They found him drinking a beer at a neighbor’s home

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