An Alabama teenager got tripped up while tripping on vacation in Florida. He got naked and ran down a highway until he ran into a cop he mistook for God.
The 16 year old, described as a runaway from Tuscaloosa, downed some LSD and stripped off his swim trunks on Highway 30. He began strolling alongside the road, saying he was looking for a girl to hang out with. That pursuit didn’t pan out, but he did manage to attract an officer, who tased him four times in an effort to calm him down.
The jolt must have seemed a bit like divine intervention, since the kid then asked the deputy if he was God. He also wanted to know if he could supply weed and arrange “an orgy with some hot women.” Both questions were answered in the negative, and the kid was sent to a hospital for observation.