MORON WED

An Arizona woman who tried to make her boyfriend’s fantasy come true is sitting in jail after she stabbed him with a scissor for turning down her offer.

Cops say Teresa Gillard (Pictured) met a woman at a local dog park and the two hit it off. They got to talking, and Teresa invited the woman home to engage in a threesome, which her boyfriend had also talked about. But when she got home and surprised him, he said he wasn’t feeling well and wasn’t in the mood.

Police say Gillard got angry and stabbed her boyfriend multiple times in the arm and abdomen with a scissor. He suffered minor lacerations. Teresa, who said she’d been drinking, admitted to the violent act and was charged with assault and disorderly conduct.

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