A Florida creep gave several women a hair-raising experience with a bottle of hair conditioner — which he tried to massage into their butts at the checkout counter of a big-box store.
Brian Dijon Boyd was busted on Sunday after surveillance cameras captured four separate encounters in which he squirted the product onto the lower backs and rear ends of the victims with one hand — while attempting to pleasure himself with the other. Cops arrived at the scene while the hulking, 300-pound Boyd was still at the store, but he managed to fight them off and escape — for a few hours.
When tracked down, Boyd, who has had brushes with the law in the past, was charged with battery and indecent exposure. (The Smoking Gun)